I can control the weather!

Here is how to control the weather:

If you want it to be hot, put on a long sleeve shirt, and a wool sweater. Wear socks and runners. Then plan to be away from the house for a long time so there is no possibility of changing. Oh, and forget a water bottle.

If you want the weather to be cool, put on shorts and a T-shirt. Make sure all your sweatpants and favorite sweater is in the wash. Again, planning to be away from the house for a long time is key.